Big And Mean With Horns

What a bullfight
it would be
if only I had two pairs of

giant left hands.

I would ask him

the Minotaur
I mean

what kind of deodorant
he uses
and then
with a powerful

hook

and a good dance around the ring

I would sing

Tasty ox-tail with rice
makes pretty babies
and gives strength
to all liars.

Big and Mean With Horns
by Les D. Turley
1965